Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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