I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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