I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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