Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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