Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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