HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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