i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
...so i touched it.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she peed on how many people?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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