No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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