I CAN MOONWALK!
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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