It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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