Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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