Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
