FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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