its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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