I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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