I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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