508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
honey bunches of taint.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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