I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
