I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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