I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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