we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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