Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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