Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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