We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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