I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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