Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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