i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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