bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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