I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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