# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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