Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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