the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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