Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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