do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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