yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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