I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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