Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
