Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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