a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Is Oprah even human
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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