dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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