I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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