Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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