they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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