Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
