do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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