I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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