dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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