return my video game
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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