its not stalking. its research.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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