Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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