I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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