just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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