You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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