my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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