dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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